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harmonious family
As I walked to wanda plaza, a family were walking in front of me which indicated a harmonious atmosphere. Pay attention to their little child LOL.
cheese cream cake
cheese cream cake, the really calorie bomb.
loanword association
I begin with this article like as if it was a dajavour which is touche. When i called to my colleague Anna yesterday, she happened to tell me that she forgot our rendezuous as something happened to her the day before yesterday. A desperato turned up in front of her as she was walking to home. At that time, she was too scared to say anything. Fortunately, an entrepreneur saved her life finally. Then they went to eat burritto, nacho, beef jarky with chill and salsa which roven to be a fiesta(big party). So we decided to meet with each other to have dinner today. During the dinner, we ate a lot of tasty food included in gummy bear, hamburger, pretzel, noodle, sushi, sashimi with wasabi, hibachi, tappasaki and ramen. The atmosphere in the restaurant was like a children's fest in which there were many children from kindergarten and also were some kinds of poodles. There were also some entertainment in the restaurant such as geisha, judo, sumo, karate and karaoke. I told Anna that Japan was famous for its kimono, samurai, ninja and anime industry. This reminded me of the world war 2--the battle of lwo jima, the said charging with "Banzai". There were also many tycoons such as William Henry Fox of automobile cars, Cornelius Vanderbilt of railway industry, John Davison Rockefeller of oil industry. I told Anna there were three typical cities which are tokyo, osaka and fuji as well as some famous brands such as toyota, honda, acura, subaru, suzuki,nissan, kawasaki, yamaha and canon, which made her very amazed. Suddenly, Anna told me that she was interested in Nazi(nationalsozialist). She was also very interested in Zeppelin, Quartz, Flak and Panzer. I told her that Zeppelin was named by a famous German engineer and a pilot called Ferdinand Graf von Zeppelin, the duke of Germany born in Konstanz, Grand Duchy of Baden, inventing Zeppelin airship class and founding Zeppelin airship company. Also, I told her that the Flak 88 was famous duing the World War 2 which made her very shocked. Then I told her that cars from Germany were famous too. There were leopard, Mercedes-Benez, Porsche, Volkswagen and etc. Mercedes-Benz was named by Karl Benz, the founder of this company who invented cars after Second Industrial Revolution upon meeting a merchant and the father of his daughter Mercedes-Benz which was used for this car's brand name. Schmitz who was a football player, Schwarzenegger who was an Austrian tycoon and Schumacher who was the king of F1 came to my mind too. As I fell into my imagation, a woman was screaming and yelling to a waiter for he was so careless that he made some schmutz on the woman's face when serving that made the woman very crazy. The woman was nearly erupting like a volcano because of her sense of ego. The restaurant was like a circus after that. Due to the noisy environment, we left the restaurant after paying the bill. Then we walked along the wanda plaza with a complex of constructions. Anna told me that if the restaurant scandle happened on Hoover Tower, there would be noone visiting the notable hoover tower any more. And maybe no one was willing to be hoover's alumma or alumni or alumnus. I laughed so hard and stopped her talking. She claimed that one day we might auditing at Stanford university or maybe we could meet some generals when in Germany. As it was getting dark, we went home at last.
what is marketing?(funny version)
What is Marketing? (Funny version)1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! ". - That's Direct Marketing.2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He is very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi, I am rich. Marry me! ". - That's Telemarketing.4. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I am rich. Will you marry me? ". - That's Public Relations.5. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say: "I am rich. Marry me! " She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I am rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him. - That's competition eating into your market share.9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I am rich. Marry me! " your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.
