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Chicken Jokes [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2014-7-1 05:49:44 |Display all floors
Why don't roosters wear underpants?
Because their pecker is on their face.
I'm just here for the money

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Post time 2014-7-1 18:58:39 |Display all floors
Why did the Chinese man cross the road?
He was chasing a chicken.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road?
Someone mentioned a game involving roads and chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted to play as well.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road?
Since everyone else was on the other side of the road, he figured that must be where the chickens were.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
There was a Chinese man chasing it.



I know, I know, death of a thousand cuts.

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Post time 2014-7-1 20:13:23 |Display all floors
That would be too easy ...
Death by Bunga Bunga
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Post time 2014-7-1 22:09:20 |Display all floors
jay_dee Post time: 2014-7-1 22:13
That would be too easy ...
Death by Bunga Bunga

Is that the Berlusconi Bunga Bunga version?

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Post time 2014-7-2 06:10:57 |Display all floors
No, its the Idi Amin Dada version
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Post time 2014-7-2 22:58:13 |Display all floors
jay_dee Post time: 2014-7-2 08:10
No, its the Idi Amin Dada version

So I can't leave chicken jokes anymore? I'll have to go down to the beach and have a BBQ and console myself.

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Post time 2014-7-2 23:32:36 From mobile |Display all floors
there are many more chicken jokes

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