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Post time 2013-11-17 09:40:38 |Display all floors
How many here believe that Seneca landed on the moon as a stowaway, on the first landing?

Allegedly, he was discovered too late to abort the mission. Moreover NASA decided to utilise his "talents" and personality as an Earthling ambassador.{:soso_e139:}

His presence there would provide reassurance to the moon people, and other visitors, that they have nothing to fear from us earthlings. Inspite of our seeming technological progress, we are still as stupid as they come. {:soso_e122:}
The world needs more idiots like me, all the others think they are clever.

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Post time 2013-11-17 21:21:24 |Display all floors
This post was edited by incarnationabc at 2013-11-17 21:28

Thank heaven!

May he colonize there forever, and please don't let him come back to China, where he keeps bashing, cursing all day and all night for decades.


There is one spectacle grander than the sea, that is the sky; there is one spectacle grander than the sky, that is the interior of the soul.-Victor Hugo

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Post time 2013-11-17 22:10:27 |Display all floors
incarnationabc Post time: 2013-11-17 21:21
Thank heaven!

May he colonize there forever, and please don't let him come back to China, where he  ...

Nah..... he could not stay there for long without causing trouble..... it's his nature.

The moon has two regions, the bright moon and the dark moon. The staple food there is cheese, which exists in abundance, as we all know, and the Mooners are peaceful and content.

Seneca, who has a flair for languages, picked up Selenian (the language of the moon) in next to no time at all, and he has already caused a stir by suggesting that Darkmooners have better cheese than Brightmooners.

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Post time 2013-11-18 01:02:56 |Display all floors
Does the nine-dash-line not also include the moon ?

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Post time 2013-11-18 01:05:28 |Display all floors
This post was edited by NgTran at 2013-11-18 01:07

The moon belongs to China because of historic reasons.

for the last 5000 years so billions of "moon-cakes" have been baked and eaten by Chinese, which proves that it is an indisputable Chinese territory.

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