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Post time 2013-8-11 10:10:45 |Display all floors
A woman goes into a doctors office, she says  "What is wrong with me?" The doctor says "you are fat"  " I want a second opinion" says the woman" the doctor quick as a flash says "You are ugly too".

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Post time 2013-8-11 10:53:59 |Display all floors
Two doctors are washing up after an operation.
Doctor 1 : hey can I borrow your pen?
Doctor 2 : sure its in my shirt pocket.
Doctor 1 : reaches to the shirt pocket and says This isn't a pen it's a rectal thermometer.
Doctor 2 : some bum must have my pen!
Attitude : Life is 10 percent what happens to you,  and 90 percent how you react to it.

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Post time 2013-8-11 19:24:01 |Display all floors
Kbay Post time: 2013-8-11 18:20
This is most un-RonJaDa!

Yeah I was wondering when I posted it - but it is not too far off base.
Thanks for the vote of confidence otherwise though.
Attitude : Life is 10 percent what happens to you,  and 90 percent how you react to it.

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Post time 2013-8-11 19:56:59 |Display all floors
Kbay Post time: 2013-8-11 18:36
When do I get my reward from the Pig?

The only reward you'd get from me is some deodorant

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Post time 2013-8-11 20:49:12 |Display all floors
Man comes home as usual dead drunk. His wife all ready used to it drags him to bed and start to undress him. freaks out when she see the condom still attached to his penis. Get angry and show it up his rear and leave it there. next day husband come home sober. this goes on for 10 days with out a word said. One day she get tired of the charade ans ask the husband. Where are your friends ??
He reply short they are not my friends anymore.
Round Up is good for developing the mind

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Post time 2013-8-12 00:13:39 |Display all floors
Kbay Post time: 2013-8-11 20:02
Okay.

No more currency tips for you from me!

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Post time 2013-8-12 08:23:10 |Display all floors
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"[3]

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