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Post time 2013-8-7 15:11:52 |Display all floors
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What's the funniest joke you've heard or read before?
Please join me to share hilarious jokes.
Laughter is the best medicine.
My motto is "One joke a day, keep doctors away"
Everybody, let's start telling jokes!

Begin from me:

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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Post time 2013-8-7 15:29:13 |Display all floors
News: August 8, a Japanese guy called Abe drove car in Zhengzhou, Chinese Henan province with his Japanese driving license. When he was caught by a traffic policeman on the street, Abe shouted “the Diaoyu Island belongs to China” in order to flatter the policeman, but the policeman still detained his car and said, “ even if you shout Tokyo belongs to china”.
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Post time 2013-8-8 10:13:16 |Display all floors
nealrussel Post time: 2013-8-7 15:29
News: August 8, a Japanese guy called Abe drove car in Zhengzhou, Chinese Henan province with his Ja ...

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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Post time 2013-8-8 10:13:33 |Display all floors
Anyone else?
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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Post time 2013-8-8 16:19:02 |Display all floors
Rearwindow Post time: 2013-8-8 10:13

the latest news: the man was pretending a Japanese and he is a Chinese in fact.     A fake news!
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Post time 2013-8-9 09:56:43 |Display all floors
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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Post time 2013-8-9 19:18:56 |Display all floors
"serious problems at the african/chinese border"
some day Jiangsu will rule China

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