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Post time 2013-8-2 15:16:13 |Display all floors
SDIvester Post time: 2013-8-1 21:06
I don't know how well this one will be received, I'm not that great at telling jokes

During the war ...

2 Wong's, don't make a white.

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Post time 2013-8-2 17:16:17 |Display all floors
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides to test it @ dinner..

Dad: Son , where were you today during school hours ?

Son: at school , Robot slaps son ! OK , I lied , I went to see the movie.

Dad: Which one ?

Son : Toy Story -3 , Robot slaps son again ! .. OK , I lied  I went to see Basic Instinct.

Dad : What ? You are so young , when I was your age I didn't even know what movies are......Robot Slaps Dad.

Mom : Ha, Ha... after all he is your son .....PHATTAKKK....Robot Slaps Mom !!

Total Silence ..........

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Post time 2013-8-2 18:06:40 |Display all floors
Pond Post time: 2013-8-2 15:16
2 Wong's, don't make a white.



genetically impossible...unless you get an albino....

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Post time 2013-8-2 21:01:19 |Display all floors
SDIvester Post time: 2013-8-2 18:06
genetically impossible...unless you get an albino....

Dr Evert said this in parlment back in the 50s

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Post time 2013-8-3 01:07:54 |Display all floors
Pond Post time: 2013-8-2 21:01
Dr Evert said this in parlment back in the 50s

Smart man...

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Post time 2013-8-3 04:48:27 |Display all floors
SDIvester Post time: 2013-8-3 01:07
Smart man...

He was a Red's under the bed type of politician

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Post time 2013-8-3 05:25:10 |Display all floors
This post was edited by SDIvester at 2013-8-4 07:35
Pond Post time: 2013-8-3 04:48
He was a Red's under the bed type of politician

I'm not familiar with that saying...{:soso_e132:}

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