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Post time 2013-8-1 10:34:33 |Display all floors
Let us all try to post a joke , funny text , incident here , Every day. Becuase i believe jokes are one of the best way to spread happiness.{:soso_e113:}
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A man gets home , runs slams the door and shouts . " Honey I just won a million dollar lottery ! pack your bags ".

The wife says, " Great , what should i pack for ? Ocean or Mountains ?"

Husband syas  " I don't care ! Just be out by the end of this week !"....

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Post time 2013-8-1 21:06:03 |Display all floors
I don't know how well this one will be received, I'm not that great at telling jokes

During the war with Japan a Japanese engineer found a short undetectable route to the States. He had heard an American saying DIG A HOLE TO CHINA... Well, he took this idea and accomplished it. When they looked in the big hole they dug the first thing they saw was, " ASSHOLE ASSHOLE"

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Post time 2013-8-2 10:10:39 |Display all floors
SDIvester Post time: 2013-8-1 21:06
I don't know how well this one will be received, I'm not that great at telling jokes

During the war ...

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Post time 2013-8-2 10:12:47 |Display all floors
This post was edited by symondsez at 2013-8-2 10:13

Today's Special .......

The wife left a note on the fridge : It's not working ! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's Place

" Husband opened the fridge , the beer was cold. He opens a bottle and start to drink one and says " What the hell was she talking about ??...Fridge is working perfectly fine !!!  

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Post time 2013-8-2 10:44:49 |Display all floors
symondsez Post time: 2013-8-2 10:12
Today's Special .......

The wife left a note on the fridge : It's not working ! I can't take it any ...

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Post time 2013-8-2 13:58:19 |Display all floors
gooddog Post time: 2013-8-2 12:47
A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife ask ...

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