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Post time 2013-5-30 07:20:35 |Display all floors

> >
> > There was a conference in France
> >
> > where a number of international engineers
> > were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
> > one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
> > heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
> > carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
> > intend to do, bomb them?"
> >
> >
> > A Boeing engineer
> >
> > stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
> > hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
> > nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
> > shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
> > feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
> > gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
> > dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
> > from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;
> >
> > how many does France have?"


You could hear a pin drop
It isn's always what it seems.

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Post time 2013-5-30 08:15:06 |Display all floors
Absolute BS..... the Nimitz class aircraft carrier has an approximate crew and airmen of 6000... the facilities on board are designed to cater for that number people, spare capacity is minimal.

So..... put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Post time 2013-5-30 14:24:05 |Display all floors
This post was edited by WhiteBear at 2013-6-6 19:48

Sure, if I want to open a coca-cola bottle - I'll use a combat knife



There are ships dedicated to be hospitals, for example in US Navy:
USNS Mercy
USNS Comfort

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Post time 2013-5-30 20:23:17 |Display all floors
Pierogis all around!
I'm just here for the money

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Post time 2013-5-30 20:27:57 |Display all floors
TheHermit Post time: 2013-5-29 16:15
Absolute BS..... the Nimitz class aircraft carrier has an approximate crew and airmen of 6000... the ...

you're watchin way too much discovery channel, and JAYDEE what it has to do with dumplings  
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Post time 2013-5-30 20:37:43 |Display all floors
Well I was gonna say speck or kielbasa
I'm just here for the money

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Post time 2013-5-30 20:41:37 |Display all floors
youknowhat Post time: 2013-5-30 20:27
you're watchin way too much discovery channel, and JAYDEE what it has to do with dumplings

Dumplings are nice..... you have to watch you do not eat too many, they will make you fat.
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