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Post time 2012-5-4 22:52:44 |Display all floors
This post was edited by yulan1989 at 2012-5-7 09:21

I think I am a chicken
psychiatrist:What's your problem?
patient:I think i am a chicken.
psychiatrist:how long have you been going on?
patient:ever since i was an egg.

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by its tail and starts to swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager,who has seen all this,thinks this
is quite weird.so,he decides to find out what's going on.the store manager approachs the blind man and asks,"excuse me ,sir.may
i help you with something?" The blind man says,"no,thanks.i am jut looking around."


The two jokes are extracted from a book.I don't know their authors.

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Post time 2012-5-5 07:57:44 |Display all floors
poor dog!

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Post time 2012-5-5 09:18:10 |Display all floors
A man goes to hell for killing many people. at the gate he meets administration. They tell him he needs to chose his eternal place so they take him into an elevator which goes to the 18 floors of hell

1st stop is 1st floor, they got out and see men getting their penis cut off.
"NOOOOOOO NOT HERE"..

back into the elevator to the 2nd floor where people get their tongues cut off and fed to demons.

"that bad, no way"..

back into the elevator to the 18th floor.

"what about the other floors?", asked the man.

"youre not bad enough for those.", replied the demon

at the 18th floor they get out of the elevator, look around and can see...

happy men laying around smoking, drinking, playing cards etc etc.
But the feature here is that there a beauty woman performing fellatio for every man.

"here please here!", screamed the man.
"are you sure?", asked the demon

"Yes of course", screamed the eager guy.

"wait here then.", instructed the demon.

The demon goes into the room where the fellatio woman is and while she is working(hehe), the demon taps her on her should and says...

"You can leave now, your replacement is here!"

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Post time 2012-5-5 22:04:30 |Display all floors
lostalien Post time: 2012-5-5 09:18
A man goes to hell for killing many people. at the gate he meets administration. They tell him he ne ...

poor guy.

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Post time 2012-5-5 22:53:54 |Display all floors
LoneAcorn Post time: 2012-5-5 07:57
poor dog!

the dog thought:"the swing is awful."

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Post time 2012-5-5 23:32:30 |Display all floors
Doctor, doctor, my brother thinks he's a chicken.
Well why don't you turn him in?
We need the eggs.

    -- Woody Allen (Hanna and her Sisters (?))


Man went to see his doctor.
Doctor gave him six months to live.
He couldn't pay his bill.
The doctor gave him another six months.

    -- Henny Youngman (Goodfellas)


Doctor, what is it?
I'm happy to say that you have nothing that an expensive procedure won't prolong.

   -- Monty Python

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Post time 2012-5-7 09:18:25 |Display all floors
matt605 Post time: 2012-5-5 23:32
Doctor, doctor, my brother thinks he's a chicken.
Well why don't you turn him in?
We need the eggs.

Thanks for sharing happiness .they are excellent.You are professional.I ectract those jokes from a book.but I didn't make note about where it comes from.so I have to revise it.

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