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Post time 2010-3-27 20:18:17 |Display all floors

Nope!

Originally posted by LCSULLA at 2010-3-27 17:58
Going to Hell for this?...


No one will go to hell for posting here.....

I worked out a deal with him

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Post time 2010-3-27 21:38:00 |Display all floors

You mean...

a truce?
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Post time 2010-3-27 22:00:12 |Display all floors
Originally posted by UYA at 2010-3-27 20:18


No one will go to hell for posting here.....

I worked out a deal with him


Why should I be talking about me and my posting.
I'm sure someones goin to hell (if existing, i don't think so)
The Lady on the right in the picture,
for her blasphemic xenophobia
Ex. 20, 7;Lev.19,12;
Lev.19,18
And repeated by Jesus, whom Christian should still consider the root of their faith:
Mk 12,31

(if anyone doesn't agree with me, find me a sentence from the tora, talmud or the bible reading something like: You shall spread your self-rightious messages of xenophobic hate, and claim, you are doin it in my name.)


I just compared HER pain in Hell to the Lawsuit, the BBC might file against me.
I hope it won't be me who will be worse off.
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Post time 2010-3-27 22:07:12 |Display all floors

Sense of humour

Clearly she has:
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Post time 2010-3-28 11:11:11 |Display all floors

why?

Originally posted by LCSULLA at 2010-3-27 22:00


Why should I be talking about me and my posting.
I'm sure someones goin to hell (if existing, i don't think so)
The Lady on the right in the picture,
for her blasphemic xenophobia
Ex. 20, 7 ...


why is the BBC suing you?

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Post time 2010-3-28 12:38:18 |Display all floors
Originally posted by UYA at 2010-3-28 11:11


why is the BBC suing you?

Some thay that he... ,
and that... ,
all we know is he's  called the Stig!
Top Gear BBC Program
I don't really expect a lawsuit for this here,
they are Brits, they ought to have sufficient humour for that.
And by my academic attitude to life:
I didn't claim it as my creative work and provided the source, didn't I?
Hence: If there is Hell, I hope I'm gonna be much better off than that Lady.
If the BBC is the same bunch of Prussian Snobs as their royal family, and assuming they can get me here...
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„Ich ficke wo, wen, und wann ich will, hast du mich verstanden. Auch du könntest ficken, aber du kannst es ja gar nicht, deine deutsche Genauigkeit... verbietet es dir“. Jean-Claude Juncker

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Post time 2010-3-28 16:59:09 |Display all floors

...yeah, god used to have a good sense of humor

.

For many years already, on Thursday evening, a few friends, god and me, ..... we play poker.... smoke, drink beers..... and bullzhit about politics .......

I remember god used to have a good sense of humor ...... , until one day his wife found out, that instead of playing cards with us, god is fooling around with a mistress. A young divorced lady from Latvia......that was the Big Bang ...... and the rest of it you already know  (no need for me to dwell on god's past life..............)
If we all think alike, ... then nobody is thinking.

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