Author: longzhou

Can it get any better than Hommer Simpson? [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:17:50 |Display all floors

When my wiffe said she was taking kick boxing lessons I begun to get worried

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie... Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:18:40 |Display all floors

A smart man is a smart man and he's always right!

But Marge, what if we picked the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:19:03 |Display all floors

Me either Hommer......

But I can't be a missionary. I don't even believe in Jebus.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:19:40 |Display all floors

Anyone else with a similar experience?

(snoring and talking in his sleep during Frank Grimes' funeral service) Change the channel, Marge.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:20:16 |Display all floors

Again life philosophy at its best...

Come here, Apu. If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:20:41 |Display all floors

We should ask the NYPD for this one....

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:21:22 |Display all floors

Long live rock&roll...

Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact.

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