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Post time 2010-3-6 09:03:00 |Display all floors

Alright Brain...It's all up to you.

How many times have we said this one to ourselves?

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:03:33 |Display all floors

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

Amen!

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:04:14 |Display all floors

Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

And to this one too....a big AMEN!

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:04:53 |Display all floors

Pitty someone lost his old avatar here already.....

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:05:47 |Display all floors

This one is hilarious.......

A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:06:45 |Display all floors

Ah, the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel.

Our German expert residents might be able to figure this one out, hehehe!

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:07:37 |Display all floors

I tried this one and got kicked out of hospital....wonder why?

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

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