Author: longzhou

Can it get any better than Hommer Simpson? [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2010-3-6 08:56:51 |Display all floors

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much.........

.....and it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

I bet you guys, those married of course, that you wouldn't be able to say such a thing to your spouses without getting a kick on the butt!

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Post time 2010-3-6 08:57:59 |Display all floors

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!

That really applies in a few countries I have been to......including China, of course!

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Post time 2010-3-6 08:58:31 |Display all floors

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

That's intelligent!

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Post time 2010-3-6 08:59:30 |Display all floors

Talk about silly driving?

Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:00:07 |Display all floors

There you go! High philosophical thinking!

If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:00:44 |Display all floors

Aren't we all a bit daydreamers?

Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...

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Post time 2010-3-6 09:02:15 |Display all floors

Im normally not a praying man but if you're up there,please save me Superman

This one is just hilarious....and deddicated to all our devote believers here!

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