"Never," he reassured us. "But if it did, look on the bright side. Where else could you get buried for $2.50?"
-- Rita Kalish
Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," he told the maitre d'. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.