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《打倒小娃娃!干掉他!》- 纪念罗尔德·达尔诞辰90周年 [Copy link] 中文

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以下是我四年前译的,原件见天涯《英语杂谈》。今刊旧作于此,纪念罗尔德·达尔诞辰90周年,一乐。

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  《打倒小娃娃!干掉他!》
  (选自《女巫》)
  
  '打倒小娃娃!干掉他!
  骨头下锅煮,肉皮用油炸!
  还得猛摔,榨汁,穷甩,剁肉渣!
  毁了他,晃个够,开了膛,使劲砸!
  巧克力拌上魔幻药吃吧!
  再大声叫一遍“吃光它!”
  黏乎乎的糖吃得肚儿滚圆
  回家嘴里嚼的还没吞下!
  第二天你瞧这群小傻瓜
  各自迈腿去上学啦
  突然有个丫头恶心脸刷白
  大叫“不好,我长出了大尾巴!”
  旁边立着的男娃娃,
  大喊“救命!我浑身长毛啦!”
  又有人喊“偶也成怪物啦!
  胡子满脸满下巴!”
  有个男娃牛高马大
  也喊“偶变小了,这是哪儿出了岔!”
  瞧周围这群小笨蛋
  个个长出四条细腿像发豆芽!
  顷刻之间,一霎那
  娃娃都没了,全剩耗子啦!
  学校老鼠成群乱了套
  满地瞎跑,随地乱撒!
  可怜的老师都急疯了
  惊叫“这...这些玩意儿是些啥?”
  他们跳上桌子直着嗓门叫
  "恶心的老鼠给我滚!滚出去!
  谁有老鼠夹子好心快拿来呀!
  别别别忘了奶酪也得拿!"
  好家伙鼠夹哗啦啦全上了
  只听得四处啪啪噼,噼噼啪
  鼠夹那弹簧可带劲
  又准又狠,劈里啪啦顶刮刮!
  这响声美得像音乐!
  听得俺巫婆心里乐开了花!
  遍地死老鼠横七竖八
  足摞了两尺高半点不假
  只见老师们还左找右寻
  就是见不到半个小娃娃!
  老师们哭了,“这到底是怎么啦?
  娃娃们都上哪儿去啦?
  九点半还没见人影
  他们可是从不会迟到把课落!”
  可怜老师们不知咋办好
  有的坐下看书来打发,
  还有几个一天穷开心
  愣是把死老鼠扫光啦,
  咱巫婆都乐得喊乌拉!’
  
  - (罗德达尔 Roald Dahl 作)
  *****************
  原文:
  Down vith children! Do them in!
  (from The Witches)
  
  Down vith children! DO them in!
  Boil their bones and fry their skin!
  Bish them, sqvish them, bash them, mash them!
  Brrreak them, shake them, slash them, smash them!
  Offer chocs vith magic powder!
  Say "Eat up!" Then say it louder.
  Crrram them full of sticky eats,
  Send them home still guzzling sveets.
  And in the morning little fools
  Go marching off to separate schools.
  A girl feels sick and goes all pale.
  She yells, "Hey look! I've grrrown a tail!"
  A boy who's standing next to her
  Screams, "Help! I think I'm grrrowing fur!"
  Another shouts, "Vee look like frrreaks!
  There's viskers growing on our cheeks!
  A boy who vos extremely tall
  Cries Out, "Vot's wrong? I'm grrrowing small!"
  Four tiny legs begin to sprrrout
  From everybody rrround about.
  And all at vunce, all in a trrrice,
  There are no children! Only MICE!
  In every school is mice galore
  All rrrunning rrround the school-rrrroom floor!
  And all the poor demented teachers
  Is yelling, "Hey, who are these crrreatures?"
  They stand upon the desks and shout,
  "Get out, you filthy mice! Get out!
  Vill someone fetch some mouse-trrraps, please!
  And don't forrrget to bring the cheese!"
  Now mouse-trrraps come and every trrrap
  Goes snippy-snip and snappy-snap.
  The mouse-trrraps have a powerful spring,
  The springs go crack and snap and ping!
  Is lovely noise for us to hear!
  Is music to a vitch's ear!
  Dead mice is every place arrround,
  Piled two feet deep upon the grrround,
  Vith teachers searching left and rrright,
  But not a single child in sight!
  The teachers cry, "Vot's going on?
  Oh vhere have all the children gone?
  Is half-past nine and as a rrrule
  They're never late as this for school!"
  Poor teachers don't know vot to do.
  Some sit and rrread, and just a few
  Amuse themselves throughout the day
  By sveeping all the mice away.
  AND ALL US VITCHES SHOUT HOORAY!'
  
  - Roald Dahl


[ Last edited by tumujerome at 2006-9-13 05:42 AM ]

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Post time 2006-9-13 18:43:57 |Display all floors
超强~!佩服的五体投地~~;-)
读起来就是童话诗


可惜自己水平不够,也曾想尝试翻译童话,如童话大王。让世界了解中国童话:)

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Post time 2006-9-13 19:35:42 |Display all floors
顶下;-)

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Humdinger!

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Post time 2006-9-13 19:54:21 |Display all floors
行!超过你早晚。先佩服了。

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Post time 2006-9-14 15:03:10 |Display all floors
原来tumu=土木, 久仰了!
If winter comes, can spring be frozen ahead?

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Post time 2006-9-14 16:34:15 |Display all floors
真是不错。

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