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Mr Burns told his family doctor that he wanted a vasectomy. "This is quite serious," said the doctor. "Have you talked it over with your wife?"|
"Oh, yes," said Burns. "She agrees with me."
"And your children?"
"Yes, sir," said Burns. "The kids are in favor of it----17 to three."
A Clever Boy
Once three men bought seventeen apples. The first man wanted one half; the second one, one third; and the third one, one ninth. It was impossible to divide thoe seventeen apples as they wanted.
Just as they were in such a difficulty, a small boy came with an apple in his hand. They boy said, 'Don't worry about that, Let me divide them for you."
First of all,, with his own apple added to them, he made the number of apples eighteen.Then he gave nine to the first man, six to the second man and two to the third man. He gave away seventeen in all and took his own for himself. THese men praised him together, "What a clever boy!"