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Post time 2006-3-28 00:17:21 |Display all floors
Simplified income taxes
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORM

New Simplified Tax Form for 2006 Taxes

1. How much money did you make in 2006?
2. Send it to us.

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Post time 2006-3-28 07:07:02 |Display all floors

Two sharks.......

Swimming in the Irish sea....

One says to the other........."I`m fed up of eating Tuna, let`s go to Morecambe Bay and have a chinese."

One of our top opposition politicians (Anne Winterton) lost her job for telling this joke at a private dinner party.

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Post time 2006-3-28 10:53:19 |Display all floors
Originally posted by 666adrian at 2006-3-28 07:07
Swimming in the Irish sea....

One says to the other........."I`m fed up of eating Tuna, let`s go to Morecambe Bay and have a chinese."

One of our top opposition politicians (Anne Wi ...

If you want others love you,  you must love others firstly.

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Post time 2006-3-28 11:08:36 |Display all floors

I like this kind of jokes

This joke is very funny. Please send more here.

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Post time 2006-3-28 13:51:32 |Display all floors
Whose Father Was the Stronger

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”

Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!”

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Post time 2006-3-28 20:38:33 |Display all floors

i have lesson this jock when i 'm in school

thank you

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Post time 2006-3-28 23:13:01 |Display all floors

Hahaha!

Originally posted by moira123 at 2006-3-28 00:17
Simplified income taxes
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORM

New Simplified Tax Form for 2006 Taxes

1. How much money did you make in 2006?
2. Send it to us.

That's is so true!:)

Just one minor change to your joke...."How much money did you make in 2005?"....I bet that must be your typo error....I enjoy your joke.

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