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Post time 2006-3-24 23:01:04 |Display all floors

I am just guessing that other members...

Originally posted by couchpotato at 2006-3-24 12:26



If you like it, i'll sent more here.

I am just guessing that other members would also like to read different jokes...

we had political, gender, social, sexual, racial, cultural jokes before...why not some school jokes...one man's opinion.
:)

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Post time 2006-3-25 08:29:05 |Display all floors
Originally posted by couchpotato at 2006-3-22 18:59
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MILLIE: I is .....
TEACHER: No, Millie, always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the al ...

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Post time 2006-3-27 14:37:59 |Display all floors

School----Go Slow

Teacher: "Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?"

Johnny: "Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School---Go slow."





Don't Be Silly!

Butcher:  "I'm sorry, but we have no ducks today. How about a nice leg of lamb?"

Hunter: "Don't be silly. I can't tell my wife I shot a leg of lamb, can I?"

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Post time 2006-3-27 14:50:25 |Display all floors
I Shall Die!

"If you refuse me," he swore, "I shall die."
She refused him.
Sixty years later he died.



Look at That Stupid Man!

It  was a beautiful spring morning. There wasn't a cloud in the sky, and the sun was warm but not too hot, so Mr Andrews was surprised when he saw an old gentleman at the bus stop with a big strong black umbrella in his hand.
Mr Andrews said to him, "Are we going to have rain today, do you think?"
"No," said the old gentleman, "I don't think so."
"When, are you carrying the umbrella to keep the sun off you?"
"No, the sun is not very hot in spring."
Mr Andrews looked at the big umbrella again, and the old gentleman said, "I am an old man, and my legs are not very strong, so I really need a walking-stick. But when I carry a walking-stick, people said, 'Look at that poor old man'. and I don't like taht. When I carry an umbrella in fine weather, people only say 'Look at that stupid man.'"

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Post time 2006-3-27 17:03:25 |Display all floors

how about this one?

FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sauted frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f***ing think so.

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Post time 2006-3-27 23:20:04 |Display all floors

I like your short, fun stories.

Originally posted by couchpotato at 2006-3-27 14:50
I Shall Die!

"If you refuse me," he swore, "I shall die."
She refused him.
Sixty years later he died.



Look at That Stupid Man!

It  was a beautiful spring morning. ...


I like your short, fun stories. They make me smile.

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Post time 2006-3-27 23:24:21 |Display all floors

Your story has certain truth to it...

Originally posted by dupodong at 2006-3-27 17:03
FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issu ...

I wouldn't want to be the charming prince.:)

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