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MILLIONS OF TAIWANESE THANK CHINA FOR NOT ATTACKING TAIWAN !!! [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2004-3-10 20:19:05 |Display all floors

blue tiger - YOUR EYES HAVE GONE FOGGY AND YOUR BRAINS HAVE GONE SOGGY !!!

MY REPLY (IN CAPS) FOLLOWS AFTER WHAT

blue tiger wrote:


" Stinky old commies

Stinky old commies LOVE American corporations in China, bringing them McDonald's hamburgers, Coca Cola, KFC chicken, rap and hip-hop...AND TOILET PAPER FOR THE FIRST TIMES IN THEIR LIVES!

REPLY: NO WONDER YOU YANKEE-DOODLES ARE OBESE NOT ONLY PHYSICALLY BUT ALSO IN THE BRAIN. FURTHER YOU EAT TOO MUCH OF JUNK FOOD AND SUPPLEMENT IT WITH  TOILET PAPER (as you have stated).


Oh, those old commie stinkos have to go to Toilet Paper University for four years to learn to wipe clean. Wipe those rotted old commie butts clean, old odiferous carcasses! You funny looking old castles for stench, hehehe!

REPLY: OH MY !  IT JUST SUITS YOU -TOILET PAPER UNIVERSITY IS OWNED BY GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY. IT IS AN AMERICAN INSTITUTION STARTED BY THE REPUBLICANS EVER SINCE THE PILGRIM FATHERS PURGED AND AMERICA WAS BORN!!!  


crazyazn stands before you with pride and dignity, as does 2.2 million who face you down!

REPLY: crazyazn? OOPS - YOU'VE JOINED THAT CRAZY GROUP.


Now eat your McDonald's hamburgers and go to your classes at Toilet Paper University. You had better not be late on the first day! If you work very hard and graduate from Toilet Paper University, then you will qualify for Tooth Brush University, where you will be introduced to the use of something you have never seen, before--TOOTH BRUSHES!

REPLY: YOU ARE SICK !!!


Only the brightest, most intelligent of the old commie humps will go on to Nut Cleansing University, hehehehe!!

REPLY: YOUR EYES HAVE GONE FOGGY AND YOUR BRAINS HAVE GONE SOGGY !!!

YOU HAVE STOOPED VERY LOW !!!!


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Post time 2004-3-11 18:16:19 |Display all floors

LIAN CHAN: 'IF I WIN - CHINA WILL NOT ATTACK TAIWAN...VOTE FOR ME, VOTE FOR PEAC

Opposition leader Lian Chan of the Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) Thursday guaranteed the nation of 23 million people that China would not attack Taiwan if he came into power in March 20 presidential polls.

An aide of Lian Chan told reporters that  much of the current tensions between Taiwan and China were generated by President Chen Shui-bian "who is solely responsible for provoking China. "

"I am glad that Lian Chan has exercised restrain and tolerated the war-mongering statements made by Chen from time to time. The people of Taiwan are aware of this and they find Chen a political liability to the nation if he comes into power. The danger  Taiwan would have to face is war."

"Can you just imagine - all the hard work the people have put into building Taiwan will be lost all because of  Chen's lust for war with China," the aide said.

"We cannot win a war with China. Chen is very stupid. Just imagine hundreds of tousands of innocenet Taiwanese lives will be lost. China need not fight . China can swallow Taiwan. It is best for Taiwan to work with China towards the path of peace," the aide said adding that the countdown to the election has started and the people of Taiwan must vote wisely - for War Chen Shui-bian-style or FOR PEACE OFFERED BY LIAN CHAN.



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Post time 2004-3-12 03:55:51 |Display all floors

excellent

Chen got what he deserved -- a kick in the arse.

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Post time 2004-3-12 11:46:48 |Display all floors

PRESIDENT CHEN & WIFE SPEND 3 HOURS IN TEMPLE SEEKING FORGIVENESS FOR SINS HE CO

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"excellent

Chen got what he deserved -- a kick in the arse.

2004-03-12 03:55"


REPLY: wchao37 well said - "arse" is indeed the word. Chen is very, very desperate now. Last night he and his wife spent three hours in a temple asking for forgiveness for al the sins he had done to the people of Taiwan. It seems that the Gods told him this is the last chance he would get. If he does not honour his election pledge to the people he would be struck by the hand of God. Imagine that.


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Post time 2004-3-13 13:13:44 |Display all floors

"I WILL LOOK RIDICULOUS WEARING A MONK'S SAFFRON ROBE ON ELECTION DAY," SAYS CHE

Buddhist monks Saturday asked President Chen Shui-bian to wear a safforn robe on election day if he wants to win March 20 presidential elections, but the  President was quoted as saying he would "feel uncomfortable in it."

A chief monk said by rejecting their request "ill omen can befall Chen in the polls" and to evade such evil spirits he should spend at least four hours each morning praying in a temple before going on his elections rounds.

An aide to Chen said his close associates had also advised him to "do as the monks say" but the President said he would "look ridiculous".

"The President immediately retracted the word 'ridiculous" and substituted it with the phrase 'I am not accustomed to wearing the saffron robe'.On hearing this,  a large sector of Taiwan's Buddhist community expressed disappointment  with Chen and said they may have to vote against him," the aide added.

If at all the Buddhist community split over what President Chen had stated there is no doubt that he would lose a substantial number of "loyal votes" - diminishing any chance of  him winning the election.


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