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Yeah, we all remember those images of Chinese troops coming to France and spreading throughout Europe, dismantling the Nazis using Chinese manufactured weapons and tools.|
Also, who doesn't remember the Chinese atomic bombs dropped by the Chinese airforce (how many planes did China have, I forgot) over Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Not to mention all the battles on the many islands in the Pacific, all carried out by Chinese troops... consequently, the Japanese surrendered to the Chinese government...
Later, there was a civil war in China, which was won by the Good forces. The Good forces established a Good republic in 1949, and the people in this Good republic were the happiest in the world, and have been so since then. In 1961, the Chinese were first in space, and in 1969 China also landed a manned vehicle on the surface of the moon. The harvest broke new records this year, by the way, (just like every year) all while the rest of the world was living in misery.
All through 1949 to 2006 (except for 1988+1, because there never was such a year, at least it wasn't a record harvest year), the Good party has led the people in the Good republic to ever new heights, while the rest of the world has gone down the drain. And this is all thanks to China, the Good republic, winning World War II!
The world bows down to China in a monumental ketou for giving us the computer, the airplane, the automobile, the mobile phone, plastics, science and everything good in life, and we thank China from our lousy foreign hearts for coming to our aid in fighting such diseases such as aviation flu and SARS, which all come from foreign soil into China.
Excuse me, but now I have to go worship some Chinese renaissance paintings while listening to some Chinese Baroque music.