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Will the Year of the Pig bring more births to China? [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2019-2-3 14:10:13 |Display all floors
BBSdotPOLICE Post time: 2019-1-29 15:57
It seems our resident pig has gone way from the forum

Pigs don't work should be sent to butcher for the CNY roasting.

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Post time 2019-2-4 02:51:22 |Display all floors
pnp Post time: 2019-1-29 11:24
Yeah, procreate like the sow, with litters of bablies, the State need them badly!!   But please do b ...

I think you are expecting too much
Stupid people are like Glowsticks. You want to snap them in half and shake the crap out of them until they see the light.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching someone in the head ... only with words

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Post time 2019-2-4 02:55:43 |Display all floors
parcher Post time: 2019-1-29 13:39
The year everybody should bring home The bacon

mmm ... bacon ...

1 - Bacon Goes with Everything.
2 - There's No Wrong Way to Eat Bacon.
3 - Cold Bacon is Still Good Bacon.
4 - Actually... There is No Such Thing as Bad Bacon.
5 - You Don't Waste Bacon.
6 - There are No Leftovers When it Comes to Bacon.
7 - People Who Don't Like Bacon Cannot Be Trusted.
8 - Bacon Should be Its Own Food Group.
9 - Bacon Brings People Together.
10 - Respect the Bacon.
Stupid people are like Glowsticks. You want to snap them in half and shake the crap out of them until they see the light.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching someone in the head ... only with words

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Post time 2019-2-7 20:56:51 |Display all floors
number 7 stands out   .
if you want something in life get off your backside, and do it yourself!! don't rely on others to do it for you

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Post time 2019-2-8 03:46:05 |Display all floors
parcher Post time: 2019-2-7 20:56
number 7 stands out   .

The Big Quandary  

Makes you think about which way we are being pushed

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents,  which now labels me as an infidel.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much of what the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 10 to 15 years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with ...

Now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into

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