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Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!



After Marriage:

Now read this from bottom to top.

Smile at whatever happens.
任它花开花落,一笑而过!

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This post was edited by wchao37 at 2018-10-20 18:14

Such a clever joke.

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