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Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!



After Marriage:

Now read this from bottom to top.

Smile at whatever happens.
任它花开花落,一笑而过!

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This post was edited by dostoevskydr at 2018-10-22 18:46

Before :
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."

"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."


After:
"After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her."

Tailpiece: "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards."



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This post was edited by wchao37 at 2018-11-4 03:28

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This post was edited by dostoevskydr at 2018-10-22 19:04
wchao37 Post time: 2018-10-22 19:00
You must be Chinese, possibly Cantonese.

NO - I am NOT.and "Helen Rowland" was not a CHINESE.

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Post time 2018-10-22 19:36:19 |Display all floors
funny
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain

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you have to keep changing to adapt to the environment.
so a  man needs to adapt to his wife and a woman needs to adapt to her husband

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