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In the human history, there's literary inquisition which persecutes the intectuals, specifically the persecutors, witch hunters would ask what you mean in your writing. Mostly they just don't give your any explanation, and threw the people into jail. |
Yesterday I wrote a story in which I mentioned that evil demon had two horns. Soon the judge arrested me.
"Your Higness, what's wrong with me?", asked I.
"Certain pet of mine snitch you on me, and told me that your writing was innuendo to him.", replied the judge.
I: "Who is your pet?"
Judge: "His name is Cow Stuipity".
I: I don't understand why you would associate my story with Cow Stupidity
Judge: Well, well, his Excellency Cow Stupdity has two horns, and the evil demon in your writing has two horns. Thus, His Excellency Cow Stupidity regards that you are trying to insult him.
I was dumbfounded for a while, and then slowly showed a wry smile...
Horrible, run, run away... I desperately was ranning away...
Suddenly the clock is alarming... I tried my best to open my eyes, it was just a nightmare.