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What gifts do you give to the newlyweds?   [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2014-11-21 01:33:37 |Display all floors
I suggest you wait until the dinner starts and get up, ask one minute for a short speech, say something nice, thank everyone, finish the speech by telling everyone how close you are with the bride and then take a pair of sexy underpants from your pocket, show them to everyone and say (your friends name) I believe these are yours.

Don't forget to wink at the husband.

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Post time 2014-11-21 10:58:36 |Display all floors
xuedongi60 Post time: 2014-11-20 13:01
In my hometown,many people give newlyweds 200yuan if they are not close,but person offer hongbao wit ...

  Hand over your hongbao,  man. You are filthy rich.

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Post time 2014-11-21 18:46:16 |Display all floors
raton Post time: 2014-11-21 07:56
don't do it in China.. zipperhead

If you can't make a joke in your friend's wedding, you were not that close.

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Post time 2014-11-22 04:48:46 |Display all floors
raton Post time: 2014-11-22 02:11
its  stupid old joke, get more original.

Yes, it's better to do Chinese style wedding. Arrive in jeans, shorts or T-shirt, smoke, drink baijiu, talk loud and put all the food from the table to doggie bags and take home.


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