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Post time 2014-11-24 08:35:28 |Display all floors
Bonobo Post time: 2014-11-24 08:18
Why do space aliens never visit Earth?

Because you are ugly



I've made my living, Mr. Thompson, in large part as a gambler. Some days I make twenty bets, some days I make none. There are weeks, sometimes months, in fact, when I don't make any bet at all because ...

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Post time 2014-11-24 08:36:23 |Display all floors
Revolutionar Post time: 2014-11-24 08:35
Because you are ugly

Aliens are sexually attracted to humans?

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Post time 2014-11-24 10:38:08 |Display all floors
Revolutionar Post time: 2014-11-24 08:35
Because you are ugly

My hair is ugly.

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Post time 2014-11-24 12:03:09 |Display all floors
Cheeky. Post time: 2014-11-24 10:38
My hair is ugly.

Pubic hair or public hair?



I've made my living, Mr. Thompson, in large part as a gambler. Some days I make twenty bets, some days I make none. There are weeks, sometimes months, in fact, when I don't make any bet at all because ...

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Post time 2014-11-24 12:11:18 |Display all floors
Revolutionar Post time: 2014-11-24 03:54
One day when you have aliens appear .

Not before that.

There seems to be a general presumption about aliens: they must be advanced civilisations-more advanced than ours-but there's no scientific proof or even a theory that says they are.

They might be backward, say equivalent to humans in medieval times.
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. Arnold Bennett

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Post time 2014-11-24 12:38:12 |Display all floors
St_George Post time: 2014-11-24 12:11
There seems to be a general presumption about aliens: they must be advanced civilisations-more adv ...

Like you......
I've made my living, Mr. Thompson, in large part as a gambler. Some days I make twenty bets, some days I make none. There are weeks, sometimes months, in fact, when I don't make any bet at all because ...

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Post time 2014-11-24 13:29:08 |Display all floors
St_George Post time: 2014-11-24 12:11
There seems to be a general presumption about aliens: they must be advanced civilisations-more adv ...

The magnificient Caucasian scientists say that aliens will either be millions of years ahead or behind us, statistically speaking.

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