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It’s 2100 CE, and the last Caucasian Alive is Being Interviewed by China   [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2014-11-11 12:43:30 |Display all floors
China: Welcome to Planet China News Network, Andrew Richardson.  

Andrew: Thank you, it is good to be here.

China: So, how does it feel to be the last Caucasian alive?

Andrew: It feels like nothing: there is no such thing as race: we are just the human race: skin color means nothing.  Race is just a social construct.

China: Do you really believe this?

Andrew: It is the truth.

China: Okay.  Then, how do you feel about being the last person with light pigmentation alive?

Andrew: I could care less about such a superficial trait.

China: How did the light pigmented people all die off, leaving you as the last one alive?

Andrew: Well, since we light pigmented people knew that pigment is only superficial and means nothing, we decided to open the borders to unlimited immigrants.  They ultimately united and killed us light pigmented people off.  But we deserved it for all the racism we inflicted upon the world.

China: So you feel that the world is better off with all the light pigmented people extinct?

Andrew: Absolutely.  Now, there will be no more racism in the world.

China: Thank you for your time, Andrew.  

Andrew: Your welcome.

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Post time 2014-11-11 18:08:49 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2014-11-11 14:07
Delightful.

Indeed.

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Post time 2014-11-11 19:17:32 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2014-11-11 14:07
Delightful.

Do you like to drink black tea?

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Post time 2014-11-12 03:02:15 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2014-11-11 14:07
Delightful.

Interesting thread. People come and go, I suppose.

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Post time 2014-11-12 04:41:34 |Display all floors
canadian45 Post time: 2014-11-12 04:13
That's an extremely questionable and racist topic. Whoever chose such a topic should be very ashamed ...

Shame on you for suppressing intellectual discussion and freedom in China.  You have acted shamefully.  But, I am forgiving: love for all.

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Post time 2014-11-12 07:35:21 From mobile |Display all floors
A topic like this speaks from a feeling of inferiority and ignorance, much to do about nothing.

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