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Share Have you Ever?
2015-5-15 16:36
What a crazy world we live in. It sure is fun; that is why we all love our lives. I was looking up the internet to get some topics for discussion in my next class this afternoon when I chanced on this question- Have you ever? I wondered whatever. I lot of questions in fact zillions of questions pop up when this questions is posed so I ventured to find out what was so interesting about this topic and the myriad of question I saw blew my mind. There were some which were ...
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Share Height of Corruption
2014-12-30 19:26
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question. "Oh," ...
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Share Fire insurance covering smoking cigars
2014-12-30 19:09
A Charlotte, North Carolina man having purchased a box of very rare, very expensive cigars insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay,citing the obvious reason: that the man had cons ...
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Share Strange Laws Around The World
2014-12-30 18:59
01- In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to put a dollar on a string on the ground and yank it when someone tries to pick it up. 02- In Los Angeles, it’s illegal for a waiter to tell a customer “I’m really an actor.” 03- In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress “Barbie” in “Ken’s” clothes. 04- In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign. 05- In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun. ...
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Share Three most important persons in life
2014-12-30 18:55
ABusiness man and CEO, 51, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate. 1.HisBusiness Partner 2.His Priest 3.His Lawyer 'Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars in ...
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Share An Interview With God
2014-12-26 21:26
I dreamed I had an INTERVIEW WITH GOD. "So, you would like to interview me?" GOD asked. "If you have time," I said. GOD smiled "My time is eternity... what questions do you have in mind for me?" "What surprises you the most about humankind?" GOD answered... "That they get bored with childhood, that they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again." "That they lose their health to make money... and then lose their money to restore their health." "That by thinking ...
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Share Bank Robbery
2014-12-20 02:09
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professio ...
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Share Classroom psychology test
2014-10-24 19:45
A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a psychology professor?) he only put ONE question on the final exam. He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question. Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternati ...
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Share Cross Examination Questions
2014-10-24 19:30
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who responded to the scene. Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my life. Q ...
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