How can the two following memes be translated into mandarin?

Thanks.

1. How it started How it's going 

2.

When You were partying
I studied ChatGPT

When you were having premarital sex
I mastered Stable Diffusion

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated ML models

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?