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Post time 2014-4-16 09:59:39 |Display all floors
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Why did the rooster cross the road?
2 cockadoodle doo something.

When fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does chicken come from?
A poul-tree.

How do chickens dance?
Chick 2 chick.


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Why did the chicken cross the road?
* It wanted a change of scenery.
* It wanted 2 catch the bus into town.
* Coz it wanted 2 cause a controversy as 2 why it crossed the road.
* 2 long 2 go around it.
* It wanted 2 be famous.


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Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Psychiatrist: What's yr problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!


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Post time 2014-4-16 17:50:39 |Display all floors
I had to look.

I think chicken jokes to be an ancient classic theme, but there is always one I haven't seen yet.



I wonder if anyone has found any literature of ancient jokes.
Funny stories from 2,000 years ago, that would be fun to read, as long as the context was explained.

The day I stop learning will be the day I die. Maybe.

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Post time 2014-4-18 11:39:36 |Display all floors
vk3ukf Post time: 2014-4-16 17:50
I had to look.

I think chicken jokes to be an ancient classic theme, but there is always one I have ...

Tx 4 explaining something about the history of chicken jokes which I haven't heard of.  

At least I know u understand the literature of ancient jokes, which is enough 4 me.    

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Post time 2014-4-18 20:12:21 |Display all floors
These poultry jokes are so eggsasperating

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Post time 2014-4-19 11:23:08 |Display all floors
futsanglung Post time: 2014-4-18 20:12
These poultry jokes are so eggsasperating

Do u mean they r rather childish or earthy?     

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Post time 2014-4-20 04:38:27 |Display all floors
My neighbor came over and told me his wife is convinced she's a hen.
I asked if he has taken her to a psychiatrist.
He said he would but they need the eggs.
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Post time 2014-6-30 17:53:13 |Display all floors
What kind of shoes do chickens wear?
Ree-bok-bok-boks!
The journey IS the destination!

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