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Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it.

1. "Hi, can we get a table for nine? Two adults, seven kids."


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2. "No, you're not breaking up, the WAITER just keeps interrupting me."


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3. "Hey, don't I know you?"


Yeah, I'm the guy who just asked you what entree you want. Stop taking a picture and read the menu.

From Reddit: "At a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica, 'The Sherminator' was my waiter!"

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4. "What is this 'tipping'? We don't have it in my country."


Regardless of whether it should or shouldn't be, gratuity's not included in the bill here, buddy. Fifteen percent.

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5. "Yes, I'll have the cheeseburger, but can you replace the patty with four mozzarella sticks?"


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6. "Can you make it quick?"


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7. "It has been TEN MINUTES! Where's my well-done steak?!"


Buddy, you can have it quick or you can have it well-done. Take your pick.

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8. "Yeah, I'll have — hurr hurr guys shut up, I'm gonna do it — I'll have a water, with seven lemon wedges."


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9. "I said MEDIUM-RARE, not bleeding! I want to speak to the chef."


Of course, ma'am, I'll bring out the chef and you can teach him what his 19 years of professional culinary experience haven't.

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10. "My steak was overcooked, and I refuse to pay for it. It took me the whole steak to realize it."


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17. "I didn't tip you because I just don't tip."


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18. "I didn't tip you because of my religious beliefs."


"I give God 10%, why do you get 18?"

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19. "Our customer was an unreasonable jerk, so you're fired."


We're looking at you, Applebee's.

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20. "The customer is always right!"


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21. "No, no, no...that's for you."



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