A mother passing by her daughters bedroom wasastonished 2 see the bed was nicely made & everything was picked up. Thenshe saw an envelope propped up on the center of the bed. It was addressed,"Mom". With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope withtrembling hands: "Dear Mum, it is with great regret & sorrow that im writing 2 u, i had 2 elope with my new boyfriendbecause i wanted 2 avoid a scene with u & Dad. I've been finding realpassion with him & he is so nice, even with all his piercings, tattoos,beard & motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion Mum, im pregnant& he said that we will b very happy. He already owns a trailor in the woods& has a stack of firewood 4 the whole winter. He wants 2 have many morechildren with me & that is now one of my dreams 2. He taught me thatmarijuana doesn't really hurt anyone & we'll b growing it 4 us &trading it with his friends 4 all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In themeantime we'll pray that science finds a cure 4 AIDS so he can get better, hesure deserves it! Don't worry Mum, im 15yrs old now & i know how 2 takecare of myself. Someday im sure we'll b back 2 visit so u can get 2 know yrgrandchildren. Yr daughter, Sophie...
P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'mover at the neighbors house. I just wanted 2 remind u that there r worse thingsin life than my report card thats in my desk top drawer. I love u! Call me whenit is safe 2 come home.."