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Post time 2012-12-8 23:33:04 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2012-12-8 23:07
AM I BOVVERED?

I have friends in high places

My friend is many times higher than yours

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Post time 2012-12-9 00:02:56 |Display all floors
Chechen Post time: 2012-12-8 23:33
My friend is many times higher than yours

My Psychiatrist can beat you your Psychiatrist

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Post time 2012-12-9 03:41:38 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2012-12-9 00:02
My Psychiatrist can beat you your Psychiatrist

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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Post time 2012-12-9 16:28:24 |Display all floors
Chechen Post time: 2012-12-9 03:41
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
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If ...

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Post time 2012-12-9 16:43:53 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2012-12-9 16:28

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

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Post time 2012-12-9 16:44:36 |Display all floors
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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Post time 2012-12-9 19:49:38 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2012-12-8 22:20
I think you will find the OP is very well loved on here, he is a very mice person and most definat ...

I don't know, Mr austin.

Anyway, I am not acquainted to your mother or your mother-in-law to comment or agree on their behalf.

Maybe, to them you are .................. as, perhaps, I had pointed out before ....  {:soso_e151:}{:soso_e144:}


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MORAL DECAY, PROMISCUITY and pornography which...
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