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Post time 2012-11-25 07:48:12 |Display all floors

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."


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Post time 2012-11-25 08:44:34 |Display all floors
good one

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Post time 2012-11-25 14:09:00 |Display all floors
What a very very old joke, 1960s vintage I think.

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Post time 2012-11-25 21:14:17 |Display all floors
you are genius
get busy living ,or get busy dying

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Post time 2012-11-26 05:38:36 |Display all floors
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Don't argue with idiots! They will always win. First they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience!
When the power of love, overtakes the love of power,  the world will have peace.

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Post time 2012-11-26 09:07:54 |Display all floors
damn good story

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