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Post time 2012-10-18 20:37:59 |Display all floors
"German man receives Diploma after studying for 40 years."...what does that tell us? Germans are VERY persistent
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Post time 2012-10-18 20:42:16 |Display all floors
"China, the entire human species is counting on you to remove the massive chunk of human excrement
that Bill Gates has dropped on the world."  {:soso_e174:}
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Post time 2012-10-18 21:06:42 |Display all floors
"Dont get me wrong, my caucasian friend: i think your people should always be naked, like the nudists.  but i expect more for china and israel."  {:soso_e132:}  
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Post time 2012-10-18 21:55:12 |Display all floors
"What can I do in China if I want to give birth to more than two babies? Could you please tell me?"....your question could be responded by the/your local authorities....hong bao{:soso_e133:}
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Post time 2012-10-18 22:16:47 |Display all floors
seems the person wrote that is ... what? "It was on my way to China aboard a Cathy Pacific 747.
The flight attendant was handing out forms to fill out for customs upon landing.
She asked me if I would be traveling on to China and I said 'yes'.
She gave me some forms but failed to give me all the necessary forms she had in her hands.
When I tried to go through customs it was pointed out I didn't have all the forms I needed.
I told the customs agent the flight attendant told me this is all I needed but the brain dead
fight attendant was wrong. So I had to go back to the tables at the back of the room and
fill out the form the brain dead flight attendant didn't give me.
I don't know why the brain dead flight attendant asked me if I was traveling on to China if
she didn't have any idea of what forms to give me in the first place."
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Post time 2012-10-19 10:33:47 |Display all floors
"I have a problem with mirrors... many of them broke when I look in it..."  {:soso_e133:}

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Post time 2012-10-19 12:00:08 |Display all floors
"the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat"........
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