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A song tells what all C hinese care [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2012-6-4 21:02:52 |Display all floors
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The name is "I heard",Who can translate?  

听个工人说 好久没有喝过可乐
听个商人说 今天该吃点啥呢
听个保安说 他一月能赚八百多呢
听个小姐说 她一月八千真的不多
听个要铁的说 他手机换过好几个
听个下岗的说 他呼机都还没有用过
听个暴发户说 只有大奔能配得上我
听个铁路工人说 我骑了半辈子飞鸽
听个的个说 我睁眼就欠二百多
听个**说 我一年罚他几万多
听个小伙子说 要找对象得先有俩车
听个大姑娘说 你没钱就别把我摸
听个小学生说 妈妈我就要这个那个
听个大学生说 吃的不贵爸爸放心那
听个孩子说 谁耐克阿迪有我多
又听个孩子说 我好想有一个课桌
听个老摇滚说 无房无车无存折
听个小歌星儿说 千八百万有什么
听个大文人说 当代诗歌是片沙漠
听个小诗人说 饿死我也不写小说
听个网络歌手说 我一首烂歌火遍中国
听个穷画家说 我一千张画没人懂得
听个破导演说 拍演就为潜规则
听个烂演员说 想成名就得舍得
听个混子说 有事咱就酒桌上磕
听个傻子说 吃饱不饿我就快乐着
听个疯子说 我要**我要解脱
听个瞎子说 是谁于唱这首破歌



Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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Post time 2012-6-8 15:35:47 |Display all floors
i heard a worker said: dying to drink some cola

i heard a businessman said: nothing can satisfy my appitite

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Post time 2012-6-12 14:40:44 |Display all floors
Anyone else?
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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