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Post time 2011-12-8 16:50:25 |Display all floors
A nightmare piranha attack has left one teen dead, the apparent victim of his own drunken suicide attempt.
The young man, just 18-years old, was drunk when he jumped out of a canoe into the Yata River, near the town of Rosario del Yata, just north of La Paz, Bolivia's capital city.

A local radio station reported the incident (note: not in English).
Police say the man bled to death in the frenzied attack of the hungry fish, and believe it was a suicide because the teen was a fisherman familiar with the river and the danger of piranha lurking in the waters.
The breeding season of the red-belly piranha (P. nattereri), abundant in the waters of the Yata River in the Bolivian Amazon is strongly seasonal: it extends over 5–6 months but peaks over no more than 2 months, in November and December.

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Post time 2011-12-8 18:42:12 |Display all floors
Potassium cyanide will do for me.

Some people jump off tall buildings or leap in front of a Train.  Others drown or burn themselves but sometimes it can go horribly wrong.

Like for example a load of mangled bones but you're still alive   
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Post time 2011-12-8 19:21:43 |Display all floors
the fish is too crazy.however,the man should be high on the alert for the variety of the fish in the river.because of  his carelessness,he even becomed the food of the fish. it a extreme pity that the incident happened to him even in a coincidence.based on the accident, we also have learned that if only you are alone outside espcially near the deep river , you  could be more careful  than you think in your herat of what  somebady else told is really extremely dangeous .

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Post time 2011-12-8 19:38:48 |Display all floors
What an interesting way to die  ........

As fish food  ..........     
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Post time 2011-12-9 14:57:15 |Display all floors

RE: How not to commit suicide

"A nightmare piranha attack has left one teen dead, the apparent victim of his own drunken suicide attempt."

This is no attempt. It worked as planned.

But I agree, there are better ways to do it.
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