Rennertshofen, is the name of a nice town in the Baviera, Germany. Here a 26 year old policeman has invented what can be considered the last entertainement pack for young people.
Sex in der kirche! Or to put it in plain English, sex in the church.
The chap, a local police of the town, was caught practicing sex in the church during New Year's eve celebration mass. During the mass evidents sounds of pleasure emerged from the chorus area of the church. After a lady climbed there to find out if the mass was so orgasmic as to make the old woods "squick" with pleasure, she saw a couple fleeing the place and recognizing the policeman, who has been suspended from his job.
Now the questions arise:
1) Was the mass so boring as to trigger the couple to engage in sexual intercorse?
2) Was it, not only, sanctfied intercourse, but also safe?
3) From whom did they learn that it is ok to make love in church? (this one seems very simple to asnwer according to the numerous priests of the church involved in sexual scandals!)
4) Will this case change the number of people attending mass (clearly in decrease) and promote a new way of attrackting young believers? "Come to chruch and get laid for the same price!"
I am waiting for our resident expert Rudi to enlighten us on this one.