Views: 10474|Replies: 23

Sex with the Nun [Copy link] 中文

Rank: 1

Post time 2004-3-11 15:59:32 |Display all floors
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 1

Post time 2004-3-13 16:28:02 |Display all floors

sex story

i think this joke is translated into english from chinese.

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 1

Post time 2004-3-13 20:16:06 |Display all floors

perfect

it's a perfect story.

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 4

Post time 2004-3-13 22:46:11 |Display all floors

dd

that's so funny.

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 1

Post time 2004-3-18 19:53:39 |Display all floors

ding

laugh to death

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 1

Post time 2004-3-18 19:54:18 |Display all floors

ding

laugh to death

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 6Rank: 6

Post time 2006-3-12 17:50:06 |Display all floors

worth reading for more people

Burning Alone

Use magic tools Report

You can't reply post until you log in Log in | register

BACK TO THE TOP
Contact us:Tel: (86)010-84883548, Email: blog@chinadaily.com.cn
Blog announcement:| We reserve the right, and you authorize us, to use content, including words, photos and videos, which you provide to our blog
platform, for non-profit purposes on China Daily media, comprising newspaper, website, iPad and other social media accounts.