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Post time 2008-1-3 15:09:08 |Display all floors
God: I'll grant you a wish.
Joe: I want world peace.
God: That's impossible.
Joe: Give me brains, please.
God: Let me try world peace!

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Post time 2008-1-3 15:10:52 |Display all floors
Police: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my 4 gold teeth. That would be much worse.

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Post time 2008-1-3 15:34:24 |Display all floors
Originally posted by chinadaily at 2008-1-3 15:10
Police: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my 4 gold teeth. That would be much worse.


Golden teeth

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Post time 2008-1-3 16:00:46 |Display all floors
Originally posted by lacaterina at 2008-1-3 15:34


Golden teeth



Golden teeth refill wre popular many years ago.........but now now........

When the dead bodies were sent to the mortuary, many find their golden teeth missing as no one is afraid of dead corpse
What's on your mind now........ooooooooooooooo la la....Kind Regards

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Post time 2008-1-3 23:17:28 |Display all floors
Originally posted by caringhk at 2008-1-3 16:00





no one is afraid of dead  ...


are you sure..
dead

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Post time 2008-1-4 03:40:44 |Display all floors

DON'T quit your daytime J O B...

Originally posted by chinadaily at 1/3/08 02:10 AM
Police: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my 4 gold teeth. That would be much worse.


when did you become a comedian  

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Post time 2008-1-4 03:57:07 |Display all floors

A legal Genie

A man is walking along the beach and finds a battered magic lamp in the sand.
Well he quickly rubs the lamp and, in a puff of smoke, out pops a Genie!

"WOW! This is great!" the man says "Do I actually get three wishes?"
"Yes, O' Master," the Genie said with a bow, "but there's a catch. I am a legal Genie. Whatever wish I grant you I shall grant double for every lawyer."

This puzzles the man. But still it seems to work out okay for him.
"Genie, I wish for a Ferrari."
So the genie gives him a Ferrari and gives every lawyer two Ferraris.

"Genie, I wish for one million dollars"
And the genie gives him one million dollars and every lawyer two million.

With one last wish, the man thinks for a moment.
"Genie, I wish to donate a kidney...."

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