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Post time 2005-9-22 21:02:38 |Display all floors
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A. Because men fake foreplay.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q:What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A:They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q:What do men and beer bottles have in common?
A:They're both empty from the neck up.

Q:Why did God create a man before a women?
A:You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

~~~~Boys will be boys, but one day all girls will be women.~~~~~

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Post time 2005-9-22 21:11:45 |Display all floors

funny ~~~~~

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Post time 2005-9-22 21:20:35 |Display all floors

More for you guys...LOL

Marriage - a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's degree!

Women fall in love, men just lust.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place

Both women and men think with their head, the man's though is below his shoulders.

Men wish women were more like beer. Women wish men were as loyal as dogs!!

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Post time 2005-9-22 21:26:41 |Display all floors

The Differences Between Men and Women

Sex:
Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Magazines:
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazine also feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

Cheerleaders:
Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all-American. Male cheerleaders are scary.

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Post time 2005-9-23 00:34:49 |Display all floors

yey, angel

u got a talent huh,,, lol, ,, making me more anxious to read ur book

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Post time 2005-9-23 08:22:54 |Display all floors

Book? There's a book?

30-45 seconds is a bit steep.

However, 45 minutes is the first half of the football match and that should count as foreplay. Then there's the ten minute break, so that leaves 3-5 minutes for the WC, 1-2 minutes for munchies, replays and beer, and then sweet, romantic, tender, caring, gratuitous sex before second half kick-off.

So I guess that all fits the time slot, yes?

And what's with the drive home thing?  No bucket seats?

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Post time 2005-9-23 11:03:49 |Display all floors

30-45 mts foreplay!!!

by that time all the "engine oil" will get drained off.. its not good for the "piston" and the "vehicle" as well

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