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story of a western guy dating a Chinese girl [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2005-9-15 16:18:07 |Display all floors
I have boned my way through a dozen Chinese cities and I've been with all types of girls, Chinese girls. But the ultimate experience has to be the one with a special girl called Ah May.

Allow me to share the story of Ah May. Relax in your chair, pour yourself a glass of beverage, and adjust your eyewear (if any).

It all began on a windswept afternoon in the park. It was my second day in Beijing and I was taking in the sights, sounds and smells of a new city. I hugged my collar closer around my cold-numbed ears as I searched about for photo opportunities.
                  
And there, sitting atop a rock, was the most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes on. Without alerting my prey, I slowly lifted the camera to my eye and snapped off a shot. The flash alerted her, as her head whipped gracefully around in my direction, dragging a long stream of black hair with it. She settled her unnervingly direct gaze upon me and, upon spying the face of the world's most handsome man, unleashed a smile like a billion supernovas exploding in unison. My heart squeezed, I couldn't speak, except to say "Ni hao".

She simply slid off her rock and glided towards me, moving across the ground like molasses rolling downhill. When she reached me, she stood before me, her eyes nearly on a level with my own. She was tall, slim, with pert *beep* straining  the fabric of her low-cut black jumper. I tore my eyes away from my brief appraisal of her creamy-smooth cleavage and looked her in the eye.
                  
"I speak English," she said. That was enough for me. Her voice rang like a series of church bells celebrating the end of World War I. I took her by the hand and.... to cut a long story short, had my way with her, quickly fell into a routine of hooking up, having dinner and then "dessert" and then sending her home to mum and dad's. Soon we started arguing, I read her diary, in which she was so pleased to have bagged a rich walking wallet and passport opportunity. I was disappointed and broke up with her. She then stalked me for a year before I had her taken care of.

Now I'm with a dumpy lady from Ohio twice my age whom I met at   WWW.SINOYUAN.COM, a website for expats but at least she doesn't want my passport or my money, just my youthful body with it's suitably-sized appendages.
                  
And that's the lowdown on dating!

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Post time 2005-9-15 17:50:48 |Display all floors

Hey guy, when a door shuts, a window opens.

I really felt sorry for you. But not all Chinese girls are like that. Do you really feel happy together with that Ohio lady?

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Post time 2005-9-15 18:24:05 |Display all floors

shame on her....

sorry,,,, dunno what to say... she loses faces for all of us chinese girls....!!!!!!, and it's good that u discovered her true personality anyways....but dont give up upon love, i mean,,, u deserve it, right? everybody does...

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Post time 2005-9-15 20:08:42 |Display all floors

geez....lose face!

What a nasty/mean girl she is!! How can she do that to you???!!!....I feel so shamful for her...but be positive, not all chinese girls are like her!!...though some portions are...

yea...are you really happy with that Ohio lady?....I You dont sound excited about it...sorry I shouldt be so gossip!

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Post time 2005-9-16 00:08:11 |Display all floors

poof

shame on you, bjwellgo... you sounds like a cracker bastard dickhead making your hilarious imagination to tell us an old nanny tale.  any person with brains knowing that you are lying in a stinky way.

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Post time 2005-9-17 19:49:46 |Display all floors

Funny story!

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