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Post time 2016-12-21 23:26:31 |Display all floors
I went to my local cafe' yesterday for breakfast

I said to the cook 'can I have a breakfast, but can I have it cooked my way'

He said 'of course u can Sir, what's your way?

I said ''the Egg must be cooked for so long I can pick it up and bounce it up and down on the floor''

          The bacon must not be crispy, it must be cooked so that when I stick my fork it it it springs all round the plate''

          The beans must be burnt on the top and cold in the middle

          The fried bread must be soaked if fat so it drips down my chin when I put it to my mouth''

He said ''I haven't got time to do all that''

I said ''you fecking found time yesterday''

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Post time 2016-12-22 10:21:35 |Display all floors

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Post time 2016-12-22 12:05:26 |Display all floors
Beans for breakfast? Good Lord....

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Post time 2016-12-29 09:21:48 |Display all floors
teatree16 Post time: 2016-12-24 23:37
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Must be a Chinese cook

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