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msrong Post time: 2015-7-10 13:59
How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened
Sure great joke. ROFL. So how many non-racist, politically correct folk does it take to change a lightbulb ? Obviously only those who would workshop a wrangle over the issue and debate the point to the crack of doom as to who - or even what - should do this first. For example ( take a deep breath ), should it be a man, a white man, a black man, an invisible man, a lost soul, a man in torment, a man of indeterminable race, a man without disabilities, a man with disabilities, a man who is a feminist, a feminist who is a man, a Latino woman who has a dozen children and so thinks that gives her a certain entititlement, an African woman who asserts that she is a descendant of Lucy, a white woman who "identifies as being black", a monkey who asserts that there shouldn't be animal discrimination, a baby monkey who asserts that there shouldn't be age discrimination, a Chinese monkey who thinks that there should be an assertion of patriotism and an acknowledgement of the Monkey King, a Chinese monkey who can make the lightbulb changing transaction well worth your while via some "guanxi" and a well stuffed red envelope, an Ice addict who helps old ladies cross the road, an orphan who is unfamiliar with the concept of race, a devout follower of the Dalai Llama who hasn't had sex since last Tuesday, a 16 year old virgin who has never had sex but it's only 25 to 9pm, a Catholic who once went into Buddhist temple to worship at a relic of the Buddha's sacred toe, a transgender person who doesn't have any arms but still wants to change the bulb anyway, a harmless gay whale who is also in a "armless" situation but who wishes to proclaim the rights of homosexuals, a bear who is so polite that it refrains from pooping in the woods, the gay whale's partner who thinks that her, or is it his, partner shouldn't take such high voltage risks and act like a fish, or is it a mammal, out of water, a refugee who is aching to secure any kind of useful employment, the skinny model wearing the red pants who is dislexic but also anorexic, a tax dodger who use to run cocaine mules, the third policeman who has bicycle atoms in his body from them shaking through into his posterior while riding along the cobblestone streets of Limerick, the fat person with the green shirt who is a passionate advocate of the Marquis de Sade and body piercing, a fireman who does undercover work as a pyromaniac, a "Charlie Hebdo" journalist who thinks freedom of speech allows one to ridicule Allah, a Moslim terrorist who is a follower of ISIS and who believes lightbulbs are an insidious inventon of the infadel, a billionaire who proclaims "Atlas Shrugged" as her bible, that jay walker whose name is Jay, a Japanese pornographer, Takeshi Fumimoto, who exploits and degrades anyone and everyone he photographs, that old man river who still keeps rolling along, a guy who commits bi-annual acts of defenestration in order to prove to relevant government departments that he is unfit for a normal job, that woman over there who claims to be a bearded lady in the circus, the person next to her sending the abusive text messages, an Innuit fisher person who just ate their last sardine, another Innuit who went out clubbing in the arctic wastes the night before ( mainly minky seals ), that fairy living at the bottom of the garden, the old man smoking beneath a "non-smoking" sign, that mad scientist using thousands of gallons of precious water trying to dilute ( wait for it ) water, a person seeking political asylum because they had been locked up in torture cells where water boarding and exposure to a myriad of disfunctional lightbulbs was par for the course etc. etc. ad absurdum ).
Which non-racist one gets task ( done ) ?