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过年是先杀猪还是先杀驴——老外回答之喷饭版(双语）原创！！

都说中国人比老外聪明，今天就用赵本山的脑筋急转弯忽悠了老外一盘，看来还是我们智商高点！

过年了我家有一头猪和驴，你说是先杀猪还是先杀驴？

It's Chinese New Year, and my family has a pig and a donkey,which should I kill first？



英国人：

the pig- then you can eat it and what you can't eat you can take to market on the back of the donkey, then sell the donkey when you get there as well!

先杀猪，把猪杀了你可以先吃，然后再把吃剩下的猪肉用驴托到市场上，最后把驴和猪肉一起卖了！（这个老外逻辑很强）



kill the pig first，the donkey has two functions ，one as food and the other to carry things for you，it is more handy for you, right? plus the pig may give you swine flu!!!!

先杀猪，驴子既可以吃又可以托东西，对你来说应该更有用！而且猪可能还会传给你猪流感！（猪和英国人有仇吗？）



美国人：pig， not the donkey，Americans do not eat donkey！（先杀猪，美国人不吃驴） 为什么受伤的总是猪！


后来我又考了他们其他的一些脑筋急转弯：


M：when 1+1=3?（1+1在什么时候等于3）

F：lol, I don't know, when is it 3?

M：When you are wrong!（算错的时候）

F：Lol，that was quite good!!!（老外挺兴奋喔！）

M：A man + A woman =3 too！

F：how's that?（为什么？）无语了！！！



M：An exam two students' test is same but they are not cheating ,why? （一次考试，两个学生考试试卷一模一样，但他们没有作弊，为什么？）

F:they are siamese twins? (他们是连体婴儿）喷饭了！！！

  

在我考了他N个脑筋急转弯后，他终于答对了一个.

M： a guy borne by your parents but he is neither your brother nor sister who is he?（有个人是你父母生的，他既不是你的兄弟又不是你的姐妹他是谁？）

F：lol he is you!!!（是你？）

F：I got it right?（我答对了吗？）
M：yea
F cool （ 太好了！）
F it's about time I started getting them right!（该是我该答对的时候了，（看来他也有点不好意识了））

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我创建的英语圈子：http://q.blog.sina.com.cn/zhujianqiang

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come on!!!!
2009-5-13 09:19 PM#3
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我创建的英语圈子

圈子简介：

freetalking——a free space to talk in english.
1 This is a free space where people can discuss anything.
2 In english.（所有公告为中文）
3 All members shall be polite to each other.
4 Give your english name to facilitate communication.
5 There's no need to be shy, just speaking loudly is enough!



圈子论坛介绍 ：

1、creative writing 原创作品
share your original works or creative writings with all of us

2、english square 英语广场
contribute and share english learning resources and experiences

3、translation tips 翻译点津
practice translation and learn from others



4、leisure english 休闲英语
enjoy yourself in movies, songs, readings, jokes, quotes and other fun stuff



5、english exams 英语考试
talk all about english tests, exams and related exercises



6、english forum 英语论坛
this is a free space where people can discuss anything     

7、ask for help 老外帮忙

leave your difficulties on this board. we will ask foreigners in our space for help



8、 a place for chinese 认为英语太多了吗，该帖子专门用汉语来交流英语学习过程中的酸甜苦辣



* 欢迎在以上板块回帖，会帖时最好选择高级回复，优化排版， 请标明题目！

圈子特色：
1、圈子有自己的MSN配套英语聊天群（里面有很多老外）
I'M   Colin from  oxford, England ! I work full time with BMW car maker,I also teach English on the internet! come on! I will always try to help you!

2、圈主将定期上传老美从美国传过来的原创图片、视屏、学习

圈子地址：http://q.blog.sina.com.cn/zhujianqiang/
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interesting!
2009-5-29 11:39 AM#5
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thank you
2009-5-31 09:57 PM#6
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funny
2009-6-18 10:23 AM#7
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interesting story
2009-6-18 03:03 PM#8
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lol

funny story of pig and donkey
2009-6-22 06:25 PM#9
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funny

funny
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a little funny
2009-6-26 04:49 PM#11
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good
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very interesting
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LOL,
Intresting. I love it.
2009-7-27 12:11 PM#14
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I like the siamsese twins, humorous answer!
2009-8-4 08:51 AM#16
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They are not siamese twins,so what's the answer!

2009-9-16 10:23 PM#17
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that's funny
2009-9-19 02:56 PM#18
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quite good
2009-9-19 08:30 PM#19
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