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Post time 2014-3-10 03:39:48 |Display all floors
Latest news, a 19-years-old virgin put an egg in her vagina, can't take it out, her parents thought about it for two hours, can't come up with an idea, and then took her to see the doctor.
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Post time 2014-3-10 07:32:44 |Display all floors
This post was edited by DMZappa at 2014-3-9 23:33

At 54 I had a vasectomy. "Took out the crib but left the playpen."

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Post time 2014-3-10 23:21:39 |Display all floors
jay_dee Post time: 2014-3-7 03:07
Dreamer - You haven't been able to do that for 40 years.

I hear there's a 10 ton delivery of Viagra to Austin's house every year.
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Post time 2014-3-11 07:06:41 |Display all floors
Ratfink Post time: 2014-3-10 15:21
I hear there's a 10 ton delivery of Viagra to Austin's house every year.

Then he cuts it with salt peter and sells dime bags to Robert.

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Post time 2014-3-11 07:55:24 |Display all floors
Ubiquinol Post time: 2014-3-6 21:06
Use sex in moderation only.

I have never been to Moderation, where is it? Why should I have to go their to have sex?

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Post time 2014-3-11 07:55:49 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2014-3-6 22:23
Yes twice a night instead of three times

You are getting old

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Post time 2014-3-11 07:56:30 |Display all floors
jay_dee Post time: 2014-3-7 03:07
Dreamer - You haven't been able to do that for 40 years.

The only thing he does do 3 times a night is to get up for a pee

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