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Post time 2013-2-4 13:51:52 |Display all floors
This post was edited by greendragon at 2013-2-4 14:00

This will be quite a fun comedy movie to explore.

It will REVOLVE around a Junior politician PROMOTED to become the CONTRUCTION MINISTER due massive VESTED INTEREST influence in the lucrative sector. (In China, probably 5% of the gnp is spend on construction of infrastructure = get the idea?) The minister's influence means quite a lot of COMEDY is played on the "poor fella".....

....the story will revolve around a fictitous country - CENTRAL FEDERATION nation.

The Junior politician was promoted suddenly to the post by his political party as the party bosses didn't want the HOT SEAT.  The previous minister was disgraced by a "Sex Scandal and sudden accussation of corruption"!!!!!

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Post time 2013-2-4 13:53:52 |Display all floors
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New Minister of Construction Jackie Cheung.
His rather "SILLY" look is perfect for the role of the Junior Politician suddenly promoted to a senior CABINET position.


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Post time 2013-2-6 12:33:26 |Display all floors
(In the secure meeting room of the CENTRAL FEDERATION country, current ruling party - The National People's Party. A few of the party bosses discuss matters with each other).....

<Secretary Chan> "You know the ex-construction minister disgrace, and public humiliation orchestrated by the press due to his weakness for SEX with beautiful girls."

(party bosses laughs)
<Central Committee member Zhou> "Must be those construction guild handiwork! Their links with the underclass guilds is very strong. We all know how the CULT elders in our country does not favour IMMORAL activity. As far as they are concerned, the conduct of the political leaders must CONCUR with their preconceived ideas.

But we know OLD LIM (the ex construction minister) is a good chap - very serious in his work, family and actually comes from a close knit clan town in the farming provinces. He does not have good links with the Construction guilds, or eh......more like no links to the OUR POLITICAL coalition partner, The National Cult Party.

The Prime minister thought it was wise not to nominate a leader from either the construction guild, or the cult belt for the post, as was normal practise during the government of the past ruling coalition"

<Party deputy President Chong> "I am from the region of the construction guild, life is tough if you don't follow their guidelines, ha ha ha, Old Chan here is smart - he is FINANCE MINISTER and enjoys parties with the Bankers, Insurers, and Bourse guilds - pleasant chaps!"

<Party President Kwok> "Well, it's the most valuable post, next to the Prime Minister, Finance Minister - most of the budget is spend, and the Construction guild and the Cults are great allies - vital constituents for our party.

Let's try something new, for this rather HOT POST in the political exco.

Any of your boys, Mr. Cheng, Mr. Chong, Mr. Zhou and.."

(party committe in unison, NOT OUR boys - it's already a bloody tough business being in the political guild and have to deal with these constituents.)

To be continued........

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Post time 2013-2-6 12:36:38 |Display all floors
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National People's party bosses discussion for a new construction minister.

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Post time 2013-2-8 12:53:45 |Display all floors
(The pretty personal assistant of the party president Ms. Beverly Thong walks in with a BOX of party branch leaders)

<Ms. Beverly Thong> "How about this for a solution, pick one from one of the party branches for the post. Afterall, the Builder's guild is very persuasive in their activity."

<The party leaders in unison> "SOUNDS LIKE A SWELL IDEA".

<Mr. Chong> "I'll make the pick since my constituency are mostly in the construction guild"

(The deputy President makes a pick and smiles)

"This is a great choice. I know this chap - he is a branch chairman at the SOHO district branch in Central Federation Megacity. As far as I know, he is from a middle class family, educated in a famous university in Harvard in the humanities. He works as an executive in a grain company, and form the branch with a few classmates JUST to get to know girls.

Ha ha ha

His branch, organizes mostly dances and parties. Not really active in real politics. Nobody is interested in him or his branch"

<Mr. Kwok> "Swell, problem solved. Ms. Beverly, can you tell Mr. Jackie Cheung that the party has decided to appoint him into the SENATE, and will be appointing him the MINISTER OF CONSTRUCTION"

(The Party eders smiles and gave a breath of relief!)

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At a LINE DANCING studio, in SOHO district - Central Federations Megacity, Ms. Beverly Thong walks in and sees a HAPPY SMILING Jackie Cheung, dancing with female party members!

To be continued...........

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Post time 2013-2-8 12:55:36 |Display all floors
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Jackie Cheung dancing in one of his organized parties to meet girls.

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Post time 2013-2-11 13:08:36 |Display all floors
(In the Managing Director's office of the BOATGILL CORPORATION. <the grain commodity company, which Jackie Cheung works>. He receives a call from his political insider informant. )

<Boatgill Corporation MD Lau> "Hello. Hi Chapman To"

<Chapman To, the informant> "Good morning Director Lau! Just heard that one of your JUNIOR staff will be the next CONSTRUCTION MINISTER. A JACKIE CHEUNG, Who's this chap? Do you have any idea how'd a junior staff in your company can be so well linked to the political guild without the ESTABLISHMENT knowing anything about him?"

<MD Lau> "What? My junior employee, the NEW CONSTRUCTION minister? You must be joking. (hangs up the phone)

(Intercom his secretary, Ms. Dorothy Chai)

Ms. Chai, can you convene a BOARD OF DIRECTOR emergency meeting, TOGETHER with the SENIOR MANAGEMENT staff at the boardroom, go ask HR office to bring in the file of Mr. Jacky Cheung"

<Dorothy Chai> "Who?"

<MD Lau> "JACKIE CHEUNG, GET Chapman To to give you more details of this fella. AND make sure to tell the STAFF of the company, that Mr. Jackie Cheung is now a VIP in the company!"

........TO BE CONTINUED.....

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