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Post time 2013-1-11 21:44:37 |Display all floors
maybe dogs pee at your grave....maybe someone put a bottle of baijiu at your grave...
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Post time 2013-1-11 21:52:55 |Display all floors
Some years ago a neighbour of mine was a right asshole. He died and said he wanted a bottle of whiskey poured over his grave.

I said fine asshole, as long as I can pass it through my kidneys first

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1584austin Post time: 2013-1-11 21:52
Some years ago a neighbour of mine was a right asshole. He died and said he wanted a bottle of whisk ...

HA! i see.....but what´s a "right" asshole? are there any "left" asshole?
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Post time 2013-1-11 22:04:37 |Display all floors
i want you to be next to me as a good neighbor  
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youknowhat Post time: 2013-1-11 22:04
i want you to be next to me as a good neighbor

hao! but from time to time i hope you bring some cheese and red wine to me...what can i do for you?
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lionstar Post time: 2013-1-11 06:14
hao! but from time to time i hope you bring some cheese and red wine to me...what can i do for you ...

just as long as you're not in hot pursuit...i will serve even before not its time  
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Post time 2013-1-11 23:15:52 |Display all floors
a "Live at lionstar´s grave open-air concert"  by the SCORPIONS...
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