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This post was edited by 1584austin at 2018-4-5 00:57

When I was a Kid, my Mum always told me I had to eat everything on my plate, 'you have to eat all the food'

Because there is starvation in Africa, then I eat all the food everyday.

And then I got a bit older and I thought, How Have I Helped the situation In Africa...

I am now a little bit overweight, I hope they are happy, I have done my best eating so much.

If I ever go to Africa and they look at my Belly, I will say    'I did it for you'



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This post was edited by Perfumecity at 2018-4-5 22:35

Is it the most shameless excuse ever?      
Smile at whatever happens.
任它花开花落,一笑而过!

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Perfumecity Post time: 2018-4-5 12:27
Is it the most shamelss excuse ever?

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This post was edited by parcher at 2018-4-7 14:21

nowadays parents can tell their kids think of all the starving people in the uk..
i was in london 2 weeks ago, and was shocked to see the number of homeless men on the streets..somebody offered me a big issue....i gave him a quid but told him to keep the big issue
if you want something in life get off your backside, and do it yourself!! don't rely on others to do it for you

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This post was edited by 1584austin at 2018-4-7 16:08
parcher Post time: 2018-4-7 14:18
nowadays parents can tell their kids think of all the starving people in the uk..
i was in london 2  ...

It is a joke, actually I believe a high percentage choose to be there.

WTF didn't you say u were in London I was in the UK 2 weeks ago, you could have taken my Wife and I to the Ritz for dinner.

Now, returning from Spain Tuesday and I will be in HK/China from 18th and if you are in Guangdong, SZ, DG, GZ I'd offer to buy you some street food

Actually we would buy you dinner anywhere if we met

I've never met anyone off the forum, there was a member that said he was in HK 18 months ago when My Wife and I were, I said I'd meet him but he nobbed out at the last hour, forgotten who it was now.


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1584austin Post time: 2018-4-7 00:01
It is a joke, actually I believe a high percentage choose to be there.

WTF didn't you say u were i ...

Hey money bags, if you want to do someone in this forum a real favor then open a Taco Bell here in Guilin.
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

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This post was edited by HailChina! at 2018-4-7 16:51

Starving Africans are not funny you know.

I used to tell my mother to mail my left overs to Africa. I'm not fat at all. I have zero body fat. Being a fatty is a sin you know.

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