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Saul Post time: 2018-3-6 20:48

I took a KTV girl back last Month when it was all over she said "you'll never make a good lover"




I said "how can you tell that in 20 seconds"

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1584austin Post time: 2018-3-6 08:31
I took a KTV girl back last Month when it was all over she said "you'll never make a good lover"

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain

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Saul Post time: 2018-3-6 21:31
coffee spew

I'm sure she'd been around the block a few hundred times.

Before I started she said "are you taking any precautions"

I said "yes I've tied my foot to the steering wheel"



Christ it was like throwing a sausage up an alley

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1584austin Post time: 2018-3-6 09:26
I'm sure she'd been around the block a few hundred times.

Before I started she said "are you taki ...

sausage up an alley

I've heard of a hot dog down a hallway
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain

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Saul Post time: 2018-3-6 22:32
sausage up an alley

I've heard of a hot dog down a hallway

DONT GET OLD MATE

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1584austin Post time: 2018-3-6 19:10
Wouldn'y need a wide angle lens to take a nude pic of me these days

I bet you could afford a sugar baby right? So who cares? When I can afford a sugar baby I'm going to let myself go big time.

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Saul Post time: 2018-3-6 22:32
sausage up an alley

I've heard of a hot dog down a hallway

It's like playing snooker with a bit of rope now

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