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Liononthehunt Post time: 2017-12-2 00:47
It is lame, come up with something better.

What for? Constant chewing of instant noodles has caused caries to your teeth before they fell out of your gums. Now you are hooked up to an intravenous drio.

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Post time 2017-12-2 08:17:11 |Display all floors
Liononthehunt Post time: 2017-11-30 11:32
Calm down, calm down, you've got a short fuse, old man.

Only a platypus with Down's syndrome woul ...

I may have a short fuse, but at least it's still longer than your attention span.
Stupid people are like Glowsticks. You want to snap them in half and shake the crap out of them until they see the light.
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seneca Post time: 2017-12-2 06:18
What for? Constant chewing of instant noodles has caused caries to your teeth before they fell out ...

You are really a court jester to your western patrons.

Your handlers won't pay for this lame post either.
Believe it or not, it's true.

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This post was edited by Liononthehunt at 2017-12-6 14:09
cmknight Post time: 2017-12-2 08:17
I may have a short fuse, but at least it's still longer than your attention span.

Your short fuse is likely to have stemmed from your unhealthy choice of food, and too much barbecue clearly has taken a toll on your well-being. It's time to change tack, old man.
Believe it or not, it's true.

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Liononthehunt Post time: 2017-12-6 14:05
You are really a court jester to your western patrons.

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Avoid all sudden emotions - they might harm your coronary system and cause you instant death. This is because you have eaten too much instant noodle junk food throughout your life. Remember the remote diagnosis someone made of your health upon seeing your face in that old avatar of yours?

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Post time 2017-12-7 10:46:22 |Display all floors
Liononthehunt Post time: 2017-12-6 14:09
Your short fuse is likely to have stemmed from your unhealthy choice of food, and too much barbecue ...

Sorry to disappoint you, little fat-boy. I eat a lot more healthy foods than you do, or ever will.
Stupid people are like Glowsticks. You want to snap them in half and shake the crap out of them until they see the light.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching someone in the head ... only with words

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Post time 2017-12-7 10:47:29 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2017-12-6 15:24
Avoid all sudden emotions - they might harm your coronary system and cause you instant death. Th ...

I think I remember that one. Fat little bass turd, wasn't (isn't) he?
Stupid people are like Glowsticks. You want to snap them in half and shake the crap out of them until they see the light.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching someone in the head ... only with words

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